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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.