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Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.