Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.