Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.