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Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!