Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.