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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

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What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!