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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

A dupe.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!