What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Semicolon Jokes More Semicolon Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.