Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!