Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.