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Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Dead Guy Jokes More Dead Guy Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.