Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Dead Guy Jokes More Dead Guy Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.