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Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Dead Guy Jokes More Dead Guy Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.