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Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window