How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.