Rihanna Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up