Rihanna Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

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They're both Black and Decker.

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

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Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.