Rihanna Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram