Rihanna Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears