Rihanna Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!