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Rihanna Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Decker Jokes More Decker Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker