Dead Giveaway Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

A dead giveaway

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Item Jokes More Item Jokes

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of gross ignorance?

144 blondes.

What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.