Dead Giveaway Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

A dead giveaway

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Item Jokes More Item Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it