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Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

Rasta Jokes More Rasta Jokes

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia