What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.