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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.