What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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The IV Drip

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Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.