Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Anorexic Girl Jokes More Anorexic Girl Jokes

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.