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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Red Head Jokes More Red Head Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Why are red heads never calm?

Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Patrick Jokes More Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.