Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Brown Woman Jokes More Brown Woman Jokes

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.