Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

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Why aren't you smiling?

My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

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Quarter-pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese