23+ Funny Yeast Infection Jokes

Anorexic Jokes More Anorexic Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Pillsbury Dough Jokes More Pillsbury Dough Jokes

How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

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