Don't bite any witches!
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
He was Cross-Fit.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
The lumberjack has a job.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Easter
Cheezy Jeezy.
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
They've both got ice on the inside.
Putin on the Ritz.
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!