World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What country is the most fragile?

China!

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Right Wing Jokes More Right Wing Jokes

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA