Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Naughty pine
He had been illumi-naughty
Illumi-naughty
In France.
Napoleon Blownapart!
Because opposite poles attract
Iran
A big red sports car.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Santa stops after three ho's.
Claustrophobia!
Ptui
Stephen Hawking.
A nail gun
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.