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World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What country do I live?

Iran

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.