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World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Right Wing Jokes More Right Wing Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.