World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country is the most fragile?

China!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Right Wing Jokes More Right Wing Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.