World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.