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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost