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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.