Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.