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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.