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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.