Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."