Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.