Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.