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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.