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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.