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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird