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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.