Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.