Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire.!

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep an idiot busy?

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