Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.