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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."