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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."