April Sale - 20% Off

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Neutron Jokes More Neutron Jokes

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."