What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What that?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."