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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.