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What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What do I owe ya?

Asks the neutron. "For you No charge."