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Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end