It gets toad away
It got toad
It was toad.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
OCDC
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Because it was too froggy outside.
She said "ugh nothing!"
Smallpox
It ends.
Carlos
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
The ATM
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
Cause the system is broke, yo.
I have truss issues.
Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Rub it rub it rub it.
