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Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.