What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.