How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues