How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Who's there! Alda! Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!