How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.