What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.