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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.