What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.