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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."