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What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"