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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.