How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.