How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What's the best name for a cigarette company?

TOBA Co