Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.