A trombone!
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Because they chew balls.
It makes his Dagobah faster.
Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Long time, no sea.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
All in, du thyme
They were fried in ancient grease!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
A saxophone.
I said play pope music not pop music.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
