Trombone Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!