Trombone Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Instrument Jokes More Instrument Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease