A trombone!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Is this some sort of yolk
You can tune a chainsaw.
Be my valenchime!
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
He can only stick to himself.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Bon'nichiwa
He had no body to go with.
