Dubai Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Lumber Jokes More Lumber Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many were left?

Nine!

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.