Dubai Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

You might also enjoy:

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Uae Jokes More Uae Jokes

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Flintstone Jokes More Flintstone Jokes

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

Abu Dhabi Jokes More Abu Dhabi Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!