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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.