A full set of teeth.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Paddy O' Furniture
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
