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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.