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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Satanist Jokes More Satanist Jokes

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's