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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Satanist Jokes More Satanist Jokes

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's