What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry?

Because there is alot of sin going on.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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What do you call a Satanist dancer?

A ba'al-erina.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.