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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.