What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way".... (there's no effin' way)

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.