What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.