What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.