Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Quit Russian Jokes More Quit Russian Jokes