Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!