Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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