Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Quit Russian Jokes More Quit Russian Jokes

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible