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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.