What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.