What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.