What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.