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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.