Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!