Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.