Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.