What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Who drowns?

The boat.