What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.