What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...