Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.