What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out