What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.