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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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