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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k