Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
I ain't Willie Nelson.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
So they won't whistle on the way down.
Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
