What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who?

Bellows me some money can I have it please!

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Second Wish Jokes More Second Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.