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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Second Wish Jokes More Second Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.