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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Rich Jokes More Rich Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

Second Wish Jokes More Second Wish Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.