What is your first wish?

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently