What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!