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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!