What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.