What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad