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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.