Investor Jokes

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

What did the Spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency