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Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.