What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.