What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.