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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers