Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.