How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "