The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
Harambe tried to save the kids.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
Because all the kids have to play in side.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Jose and Hose B
Cross mouse cards!
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
Czechoslovakia.
Johnny Cash.
