The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
My donation check to the orphanage.
America
Because Jesus saves.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Bison
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Boeing boeing boeing
Johnny Cash.
