The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
A 401(K-9).
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
While their kids were like, "What's a record
Bison
Because they are very touching
Show your work.
It doesn't need cleaning
Send.
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Cheque, mate!
