What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.