Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.