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Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.